Crazy Cat People
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Your cat says a lot about you and your personality! What type of crazy cat lady are you? We’ve neatly sorted out a few based on the type of cat that ‘owns’ you …
Tabby
You Are: Nice enough, I guess. Tabbies grow from the cutest kittens into enormous brat monsters but you’ll like them anyway. Sweet, low-maintenance and confident, you hike for fun. Your wardrobe revolves around neutral and earth tones. Your favorite colors are black, brown, and white. You secretly love Pumpkin Spice lattes but drink antioxidant tea instead.
Siamese
You Are: High maintenance, needy, affectionate, anxious, loyal and so damn pretty. You’re an enthusiastic, jovial shit talker with a heart of gold. Siamese are shy and often hide their sensitivity beneath empty meows. Siamese just want to hear, “You have pretty eyes.” Seriously, they never get tired of hearing it.
Persian
You Are: Prone to gazing in the mirror for a little too long, what others call vanity you call “being really, ridiculously good looking.” You require daily grooming and your bathroom is filled with half-used hair products. You are either very clean or very messy; there is no in-between. Make sure to visit our Certified Cat Lady Online store with products made for ultimate cat ladies, just like you!
Black
You Are: Mystical, spiritual, and slightly pretentious. You like making art, but you like making people look at your art even more. Religious iconography is your jewellery of choice, particularly if it’s a religion you know nothing about. You want to make the world a better place but you’re not sure how.
White/Orange
You Are: a plain-spoken, straight talkin’ sort of girl who gives zero f*** about social status. Effortlessly likeable and laid back, you’ve got serious slacker tendencies. Pizza is your favorite food. You make a lot of jokes and sometimes they are funny. Either way, people laugh.
Scottish Fold
You Are: All about red lipstick and a soft cardigan are your uniform of choice. Old movies are your favorite movies but you’ve only seen 8. You like parties, holidays. Adorable with an edge, you always use inside voices. Not a reader but you like how books look, particularly vintage hardcovers.
Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat
You Are: Salt of the earth. Home Depot is your happy place. You can assemble anything in 15 minutes flat. A visual learner, books bore you almost as much as a foreign film. You are an excellent skier and sunburn easily. You very much want to own a canoe. The classic strong and silent type, you express feelings through actions, not words.
Calico
You Are: “CERTIFIED CAT LADY N BOARD!” reads one of many bumper stickers on your car. Feminism is your favorite topic, followed closely by raising awareness and women’s soccer. You are not funny, and this bothers you. You take everything a little too seriously. Workshops, classes, and lectures endlessly amuse you.
Abyssinian
You Are: Ultra obvious, just like your feelings. You have an outstanding body and enviable bone structure. Jack of all trades, master of none, your interests changes with the tides. You lose yourself in relationships and are eagerly embrace any new fad. You fancy yourself an excellent dancer.
