What type of crazy cat lady are you?

Your cat says a lot about you and your presonality! What type of crazy cat lady are you? We’ve neatly sorted out a few based on the type of cat that ‘owns’ you …


You Are: Nice enough, I guess. Tabbies grow from the cutest kittens into enormous brat monsters but you’ll like them anyway.  Sweet, low-maintenance and confident, you hike for fun. Your wardrobe revolves around neutral and earth tones. Your favorite colors are black, brown, and white. You secretly love Pumpkin Spice lattes but drink antioxidant tea instead.


You Are: High maintenance, needy, affectionate, anxious, loyal and so damn pretty. You’re an enthusiastic, jovial shit talker with a heart of gold. Siamese are shy and often hide their sensitivity beneath empty meows. Siamese just want to hear, “You have pretty eyes.” Seriously, they never tire of hearing it.



You Are: Prone to gazing in the mirror for a little too long, what others call vanity you call “being really, ridiculously good looking.” You require daily grooming and your bathroom is filled with half-used hair products. You are either very clean or very messy; there is no in between. You deserve the best life has to offer, and you know it.

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You Are: Mystical, spiritual, and slightly pretentious. You like making art, but you like making people look at your art even more. Religious iconography is your jewelry of choice, particularly if it’s a religion you know nothing about. You want to make the world a better place but you’re not sure how.



You Are: a plain spoken, straight talkin’ sort of girl who gives zero fucks about social status. Effortlessly likable and laid back, you’ve got serious slacker tendencies. Pizza is your favorite food.  You make a lot of jokes and sometimes they are funny. Either way, people laugh.

Scottish Fold

You Are: All about red lipstick, and a soft cardigan are your uniform of choice. Old movies are your favorite movies but you’ve only seen 8. You like parties, holidays. Adorable with an edge, you always use inside voices. Not a reader but you like how books look, particularly vintage hardcovers.

Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat

You Are: Salt of the earth. Home Depot is your happy place. You can assemble anything in 15 minutes flat. A visual learner, books bore you almost as much as foreign film. You are an excellent skier and sunburn easily. You very much want to own a canoe. The classic strong and silent type, you express feelings through actions, not words.

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You Are: “MATRIARCHY NOW” reads one of many bumper stickers on your Subaru. Feminism is favorite topic, followed closely by raising awareness and women’s soccer. You are not funny, and this bothers you. You take everything a little too seriously. Workshops, classes, and lectures endlessly amuse you.


You Are: Ultra obvious, just like your feelings. You have an outstanding body and enviable bone structure.  Jack of all trades, master of none, your interests change with the tides. You lose yourself in relationships and are eagerly embrace any new fad. You fancy yourself an excellent dancer.